Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Emphasised Nonsense @ India, Uncut

India Uncut, that overly rated blog (but now a very likeable, diverse website - link), has this on its blog:

I can imagine the following scenario:

The bedside clock shows 3 am. Hillary Clinton's phone rings. She picks it up.

Hillary: Hello. Who is this?

Obama's voice: Hillary, hi, this is Barack. I hope I didn't wake you up.

Hillary: No, of course not, Barack. Tell me, what is it?

Obama's voice: Hillary, I have a question to ask you.

Hillary: I know what it is! Yes I will join you on your ticket! Together we will win! All the women will vote for me, I'm a woman! All white people will vote for me, I'm white! All Americans will vote for me, I'm entitled, I'm a Clinton! I even promise to keep Bill out of your wing in the White House, provided I have the budget to hire interns!

Obama's voice: Er, actually, what I was going to ask was…


I'll let you sample the actual punch line from the blog itself. Read the full post here(link)

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